Title: Hold The Button
Category: Games

This one is so amazing, we had to re-read the description several times to let it sink in. We do not want to take credit for its brilliance, so here is the app’s actual description:

“Hold The Button will put to the test your stamina … As it’s name states, Hold The Button’s objective is to keep the button pressed as long as you can. Your reflexes and other speed-related abilities won’t help you in this game, you’ll have to learn to empty your mind if you want to achieve a high score … This is Hold The Button. Too simple? Maybe, but will you be one of the World’s Top 25?”

So to recap … the objective of Hold The Button is to press the button with your finger and not let go … EVER! See, we told you … freaking brilliant! This is the kind of stuff that puts other apps to shame. Screw Google Earth when you can get Hold The Button! Simply genius – slackers need not apply for this app. Hold The Button – the anti-KRAPPS of the iPhone apps!

via KRAPPS, because not all apps are created equal™

Welcome to our new feature here at The Portable Gamer. In case you didn’t know, we’re pretty Evil™. We sprung from the loincloth of GamesAreEvil.com, fully formed and ready to take the portable gaming world by storm. Along the way, we met a boy. A boy named KRAPPS, who does humorous reviews of the krappiest gaming apps out there. Cause let’s face it, not all games are created equal. Some of them are just plain KRAPP. Let us know what you think in the comments.